1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence a life sentence.
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor, and the woman gets?her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring
and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak, and the NEIGHBORS listen.
6. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying.
7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
8. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
9. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
10. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
11. Confucius says: a woman who sinks into a man's arm soon, will soon have her arms in the man's sink.
12. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
13. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
14. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin.
They can't face each other, but they still stay together.
15. Marriage is when man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
16. "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was Always."
17. It's not true that married men live longer than single men,
It only seems longer.
18. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
19. A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT HAPPENED?" asked his friend. He says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."
20. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.
21. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: "AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?" The other replied, "YES, I AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN."
22. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
23. No matter how often a married man changes his job, he still endsup with the same boss.
24. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received two hundred forty eight?letters,?and they all said YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
25. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is...
if my would be read that all.... i know i am going to have my dinner out for life time.....
